i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?
i’m getting more gay
please.. my children cannot live on diamonds alone..
♡ when ur crush texts u cute things like “who is this” and “how did u get this number” ♡
THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO
This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.
I just have this bookmarked as ‘best thing ever.’
Sam, we found your private tapes..
*files under “moose porn”*
my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking
"you look like your parents"
yeah i have this theory called genetics
why don’t i have followers that are obsessed with me this is bullshit